gaymzee: why get out of bed when you can instead not get out of bed
band member to fans: what song should i cover
me: cover me
me: with your naked body
me: who said that
myladymother: I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy” the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good
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cityyandcolour: I had a math test today that I actually studied for and I thought I was ready, then I see the first question and i’m like
I hate the phrase "there are plenty of fish in the...
yoloxlife: I’m aware that there are plenty of fish in the sea. But i’m not trying to put my dick in a fish so that doesn’t help me at all